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Welcome to the Medal Guide for Epic Battle Fantasy 2 (From this point, it will be referred to as EBF2, so you might want to get used to it). Now before we start, please check out HeavyTank's guide to get to know the character's abilities, as it is a great help for any newcomers to the series. To begin first off, we will be looking into the characters you will be playing as.

Matt
He is your classic fighter. His attacks are meant to do damage, with a couple of added benefits. Let's look into his attacks. All data will be done with a sword that has no damage increasing effects, enemy with no defense, attack never being leveled up, and no type bonuses.
Attack: Deals about 6,400 damage.
Defend: Decreases damage taken by a lot, exact value is not known
Bushido
-Revenge: Deals an amount of damage based on the health your character currently has. Exact value is unknown.
-Drain: Does about 1,800 to the enemy, and heals yourself for 1,800. Blood Blade increases the values to 6,000 and 2,500.
-Windslash: Hits all enemies for about 3,000. Swift Brand increases this to about 6,000.
-Quake: Hits one enemy for 5,000. Increases to 8,000 With Stone Edge.
-Iceberg: Hits one enemy for 8,500. Increases to 17,000 with Blizzard. Has about a 60% chance of hitting.
-Eruption: Hits on enemy for ????. Increases to ????? with Inferno.
-Unleash: See Unleash section
-Seiken: Hits one enemy for about 8,000. Increases to 12,000 with Heaven's Gate.
-Legend: Hits one enemy for 1,000 for 7 times. Last attack hits for 5,000 instead.
Unleash: This ability completely depends on what sword you have, so I'll be going into detail for each sword.
Heaven's Gate: Hits one enemy for 6,800. Blinds enemy.
Rune Blade: Hits one enemy for 3,800. Seals enemy.
Blood Blade: Hits one enemy for 4,000. Debuffs the enemy.
Stone Edge: Hits one enemy for 6,000. Decreases the enemy's defense.
Inferno: Hits one enemy for ????. Decreases enemy's magic defense.
Blizzard: Hits one enemy for 9,000. High chance to stun the enemy.
Black Fang: Hit one enemy for ????. Causes the enemy to have 5 stacks of poison (Or add 5 stacks if the enemy is already poisoned).
Swift Brand: Hits one enemy for 6,000. Decreases the enemy's attack.
Anarchy: Hits one enemy for 9,500. Debuffs the enemy.
Soul Eater: Hits one enemy for 27,000!(!!)
Razorback: Hits one enemy for 6,000. Decreases enemy's magic.

Limit Break: Hits one enemy for 6,000 5 times. In the event the enemy dies, the attack continues on the next enemy in line.

BESTIARY-------

Name: Kitten
Health: 5,000 (Note, with shield all damage is halved. A shield is removed after one attack)
Weaknesses: Poison, Fire
Immunities: None
Abilities:
Regular Stab: Hits one character for 1500
- Berserk stabbing: Hits one character repeatedly for 250 (First hit is for 450)
- Jump Stab: Hits one character for 3000
Name: Red Bee
Health: 17,000 (Note: Highly evasive. Expect about half of your attacks to connect)
Weaknesses: Fire, Thunder, Wind
Immunities: Poison
Abilities:
- Stab: Hits one character 3000
- Sound wave: Hits one character for 2000.
Name: Spikey(Sic)Moth
Health: 24,000
Weaknesses: Fire, Thunder, Wind
Immunities: Poison
Attacks:
- Stab: Hits one character for 3000
- Berserk Stab: Hits one character for ???? Repeatedly.
Name:Red Jelly
Health: 26,100
Weaknesses: Ice, Thunder
Immunities: Poison
Attacks:
-Stab: Hits one character for 3000.
-Poison Tears: Hit one character for 3000.
Name: Blue Jelly
Health: 30,600
Weaknesses: Ice, Earth
Immunities: Stun
Attacks:
-Lighting strike: Hit one character for 1800 twice.
-Stab: Hits one character for 3000.
Name: Glacier Eater
Health: 66,000
Weaknesses: Fire, Earth, Bomb
Immunities: None
Attacks:
-Head Stab: Hits one character for 4000.
-Withdraw attack: Hits both characters for 800, increases defenses to the maximum.
-Stomp: Hits both characters for 1000 twice.
-Ice Storm: Hits one character for 600 repeatedly. May freeze.
Name: Rock Eater
Health: 46462
Weaknesses: Ice, Earth, Water
Immunities: Blind
Attacks:
-Ram: Hits one character for 4000
-Stomp: Hits both characters for 1000 twice.
-Fire Storm: Hits both characters for 800 repeatedly.
BOSSES!
Name: Kitten Cart
Health: 75,000
Weaknesses: Poison, Fire
Immunities: None
Attacks:
Log Shoot: Hits one character for 4500. (On Epic, hits the same character for 2000 right afterwards.
- Cannon: Hits one character for 4000.
- Ram: Hits both characters for 4000.
- Bomb: Hits both characters for about 4000.
Name: Guardian
Health: 220,000
Weaknesses: Thunder, Bomb
Immunities: Poison
Attacks:
- Machine Gun: Hits both players for 700 repeatedly.
- Missile: Hits both players for 2500 3 times.
-Electricity arms: Hits one player for 2000, high stun rate.
-Regenerate: Revives and heals both arms to full, increases attack power.
Name: Sword Arm(?)
Health: ?????
Weakness: Thunder, Bomb
Immunities: All
Attacks:
-Regular Chainsaw: 7000 on one person
-Mega Chainsaw: 7000 on both (Note, only seems to be done on Epic mode)
Name: Guardian's Shield
Health: 20,000
Weakness: Thunder, Bomb
Immunities: All
Attacks:
-Stab: 2500 on one
(Note! While alive, damage to both Sword Arm and Guardian are halved)
Name: Giga Golem(Fire)
Health: 280,000
Weakness: Ice, Water, Bomb, Holy
Immunities: Blind, Stun, Poison
Attacks:
-Sword Crush: Hits one character for 7000
Name: Golem's Balls (Ice)
Health: 33000
Weakness: Fire, Bomb, Holy
Immunities: Blind, Poison
Attacks:
-Hit one person for 2100, may freeze.

MINIGAME--------
Now this minigame, although hard at first, is actually quite easy, but first a run down on the controls.
Left and right to move.
Down to attack
Up to jump.
Press up right after pushing down to use a spear attack with more range
Press down right jumping to use a sweeping attack hitting enemies below.
To get the first minigame medal, it is mostly luck after using what I call the sweeping strategy. This take advantage of how as soon as you kill and enemy or group of enemies, after a set time all of them respawn in roughly the same place.
Sweeping method: At first, kill all the enemies as soon as they spawn. Keeping doing this until large groups arrive, then just run forward, and take advantage of how you slide while attacking and keep using your regular attack in order to clear out the screen. Keep going from the left wall to the right wall to the left wall and repeat it while slicing the entire time. Once you figure out the pattern, you should get the achievements easily.
Now that we got the the main stragety we'll be using out of the way, we can begin the actually playing. Now first off, it's time to highlight the main two ways you'll be playing this: For money, and for Medals.
If you are playing for Money, it is best to be more defensive than offensive. in order to best accomplish this, use the ranged attack a lot, and whenever you see the ground shaking you should either run or jump away from it. Try to avoid going into dangerous situations, and remember that if you see a heart in a group of enemies, go for it, because if you get damaged you'll get the heart, and end up with no gain except about 2 seconds of invincibility, use it to clear out a large group of enemies.
If you are playing this for Medals, go all out. Use the sweeping method all the time, and kill everything quickly without a care for your life. Remember, you can always restart if you die with no penalty.
No on to the game modes...
Stage 1: Sweeping with the regular melee attack is fine. Normally enemy spawns.
Stage 2: Use the Sweeping strategy except with the ranged attack due to the larger amounts of enemies. If you can survive, it should be easier than Stage 1. Higher enemy spawn.
Survival: Now it is no longer about trying to get the money as quickly as possible, but rather trying to survive. Simply do what you would do on Stage 2, however every single time you get to under 3 hearts, stick to the side, and use the ranged attack to take out the enemies, but do NOT collect anything unless a heart drops in an area that is safe to reach. This is a tad harder than the other 2, but it still shouldn't be a problem

MEDALS-----
-There is a medal for killing each boss, you should have already gotten that one.
-Overkill: Deal 99,999 damage in one blow. Best to use the Soul Eater, and attack a spirit right after Nat's Limit break.
-Sword Master: Try out all swords. Even though you start with Heaven's Gate, you still need to switch to it again to get the medal. You don't have to attack or anything, you just have to get credit for switching to it. Best done on the first wave when there is only one kitten.
-Beast Master: Scan all foes.
-Max Radiation: Use the Ion summon, you get it once you beat Guardian.
-Invincible: Survive with 1 HP. Get the skill "Survivor" on Matt to get this easily.
-Noob: Kill yourself: Use Ion with low health on your characters. Easy enough.
-Minigamers 1-3: More detail in the Minigame section.
-Battle Cat: Summon NoLegs. You get this for getting NoLegs to use the bomb or sword attack, The easiest way to do this would be to get the "Battle Cat" ability.
-Oblivion: Get hit by a nuke. Ouch.
-____ Tier: Beat the game on the various difficulties. Not a problem.
-Double Nuke (REMOVED): On hard and Epic difficulty, there is a chance that the tank can summon 2 nukes at once. While I cannot get and confirmation, I assume that is how you get the medal.
HOW YOU CAN HELP!
Is some of my data skewed? Does an enemy have an attack not recorded here? If you see any errors, or notice an area missing information that you have, please just write in your comment! Remember, make sure all the data you find is in Epic mode, and to get the data while unbuffed for the best results.

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Notepad Drawing Collab 09 - 190 Points, 5 Medals

A collection of some of NG's finest work, straight from Newground's finest artists!

Tips
-NOTE: Tabbing to find Easter eggs and medals has been REMOVED!
-While although not a medal, in picture number 19, by J-qb, clicking on the upper torso on the Batman, you reveal another Eater Egg!

MEDALS

ARTIST - 5 Points
Veiw 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Just view all drawing, and don't breeze through them all to fast, it appears there is about a quarter second lag between completing the Notepad and getting the medal, and you might not get the medal if you skip past the final page too fast.

HARRAH - 10 Points
Discover HarraH's psychotic psychedelic Easter egg.
Found in picture 45 by HarraH, on the top of the worm's face and helmet.

SUCHO - 25 Points
ARRGH
Found in picture 41 by Sucho, right where the two backs come together.

BIGJOHNNY-13 - 50 Points
Twice the Raping power!
Found in picture 27 by big-johnny-13, in the middle of the fist

Austin - 100 Points
SuperFlyCat
Found in Picture 8 by austinbreed, on the face of the person on the right side.

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Well, because the only time people visit my userpage is to flame me, I've decided to open up a section reserved for people to do just that. Don't spam, and at least make your flames legible, otherwise I will delete and ban you.

Recently, I have seen a number of people who decided that it would be fun to rate other users they have never seen before, and to base the aforementioned rating on a single post, so I decided to make my own on my userpage! Here, I will use a scientifically based process to give you a rating between 1 and 100, with the average being a neat 50, and it will use factors including but not limited to:
-What you post here
-Your username
-Your post count/sign up date/whistle level/other stat whore things.
-Post quality
-Signature/Profile picture
-Personal interactions
-Grammar
-Reviews (Sometimes)
-Time of the day I am doing the rating
-*New* Medals, not badges (Damn you Kongregate!)!
-And many others!

To apply for this wonderful rating, just post something here. However if I decide what you posted is spammy, instead of a rating, you will be getting a banhammer. =D
Let the games begin!

EDIT: Please at least have stats to rate. I swear, if I get one more person with like 1 review, and 7 posts apply, I will just ban them right there. I swear, put some effort into your account.

EDIT: If you are here to complain or moan, please go here. This place is for ratings only.

3/25: Locked until I can get off my lazy ass and actually do them. =(

If you are here to whine/spam, please go here.

Have spare time that you need filled? Hate my guts? Need more lulz? Well then you might be perfect to be my enemy! This is quite a simple job, and great to increase your post count! If the following apllies to you, then you might be perfect for your job!

- Do you hate me, or just like being annoying?

- Is your grammar horid?

- Do you have plenty of free time you can devote to following me around and flaming me?

- Do you have the inability to argue?

- Would I look more intelligent in comparison to you?

If all these apply to you, then please send an application to me, and get a new great way to whore out a post count without doing any real posting. =D

12/29/08- Person has been found, closing off try-outs.
12/30/08- Try-outs reopened, as person was a pampous ass. >=/
1/10/09- Closed, as I stopped caring. =D

Well I am back, and I feel I need to adress the people who are coming here. Let's face it, you are either here to flame me, or are randomly browsing people's userpages. If you are the latter, please leave your less than five word comment and please walk out the left door. If you are the former, please find why you are pissed at me, and I will give you a seggestion on what to do.

Illiterate dipshit- I had probably made fun your grammar, lack of typing skills, your intelligence (or lack thereof), and your parents for not properly teaching you. If you are this type of person, please leave an angry comment typing like you did before so I can make fun of it on my other sections on my userpage. =D

Angry preteen- I had likely insulted you for your constant swearing, typing in all-caps, ignoring all logic, refusing to admit you are wrong, and your parents for not properly raising you. If you fall into this catagory, please leave a 4 sentence all caps poorly worded mess, so I can leave a three word response to piss you off. If you attempt to spam here, you will be banned from posting. =(

Person whom I disagreed with- Nothing personal, we probably got into an argument, and it got worse until you came here to vandalise my userpage. If you consider yourself in this catagory, please leave here without leaving anything, because most people who leave something fit into one of the above three catagories.

Thank you for co-operating, and I hope you had a fun time at Another-User's Webpage. =D

Unfortunately, due to an error by a moderator or otherwise, tons of people just lost whistle point after flagging a spammer (It's about halfway through). The spam that was flagged was somone reveiwing all the flashes on the front page with an advertisement for a pornography website (No, I won't give you the link), and it should have been easy whistle points, right? Wrong. Afterwards people began losing their whistle level, and nobody knew why. Going back, I only marked two things, the aforementioned spam, and someone whose reveiws were just "I don't even know why I'm reviewing this". Seeing as how the porn advertisement can all my abuse marks reset, and the other one had the stuff deleted, I realized that all the porn advertisement reviews were considered fine, and I lost a bunch of whistke points, along with everyone else. I figured that maybe due to some technicality, it was allowed, but then all the reveiws were deleted as another batch of people flagged them, and got the whistle points the first batch of people lost! Now I'm so deep into the garbage whistle, it will take days to get all of them back.

Well, that about sums up my whining. Inb4"Go kill yourself"

Walls of texts.
Why is it that when people see something more than 2 paragraphs long, they click out of the webpage as fast as they possibly can? Is reading to hard for you? Sometimes however, they want to leave something behind to make it seem as if they actually read some of it, thinking they are clever and nobody will find out what they did. SPOILER ALERT! Typing in "______ wuz here" won't fool anybody into thinking you actually read it. You people don't seem clever when doing that, you seem like you are a vandal. If reading and typing are to difficult for you, just go back to writing youtube comments, where that kind of intelligence is commonplace.

Normally I would just ignore grammar while it is being raped, but having it raped, stabbed in the chest twice, lit on fire, and buried while barely alive is where I draw the line.

Here's a reveiw for a Movie by the Lock Legion
"locks r just tring i be like clocks : ("
What? Was that even English? No capitalization, shortening every word, and what does "Tring I be" mean? The worst part was is that is was so bad, I literally had to take a minute to decode this, and came up with "Locks are just trying to be like clocks =(", which is still a terrible movie reveiw. Considering the work I put into translating this, finding out the probably are reveiwing a movie the never watched is depressing. People like this deserve to be forced to read the rules for reveiwing 10 times, and a Webster's Dictionary twice.

Next we have something from the BBS on a topic about guessing what brand computer the TC is using.
"north america no more posts by me till we get a correct answer now come on pepls i start these things on other sites its done ont hem allready your falling behind"
This one I failed to understand. The beginning was random, I can't figure out where the sentence end and another begins, and the last part I've given up on. Reading simple English shouldn't be this hard. People like this deserve to have their computers shut down and refuse to boot up typing and grammar lessons have been taken.

This one is just unexcuseable, found in an argument on the forums.
"connor is right suck needs to suck it and grow a par oh wait she already has a pair of boobs probly very small though and very dry mst be a hoe"
I'm guessing Connor is the name of a user the person what attempting to insult, I don't know who "suck" is, but what he's sucking is probably a dick, how the poster must afraid of women or something because then he goes and calls "suck" a female, which really isn't an insult but to someone afraid of women it may be, then proceed to caller "suck's" breats small, and I can't even try to make out the end. Overall, I've understood people speaking German better than I can understand this guy.

This comes from the BBS. First I was just going to do one post, but after looking at his post history, I can see everything about his typing makes me want to light his computer on fire.
This guy is hands down the essence of terrible internet writing. Notice how he uses numbers to represent sounds? Do you see the crappy picture in half the posts? Wonder how this person bothers to post when you can't even read 25% of the posts? How about the fact everyone of his posts adds nothing to the topic, and normally contains an unfunny joke? This guy is the reason I do this, and I couldn't have asked for a better mascot.

He's back! Here's a message the above guy sent me to defend his writing.
ok ur prolly rite i hav horrible yping and handwriting skills alike but u hav 2 take in2 consideration wer i liv the temreture changes are erratic and i usually get jiddery thus my typing suffers and what do you base this off of im guessing a post of mine from the forums (i usually do my posting at 12-3 in the morning)
Let's do something different this time and count the errors, with each error knocking off 4 points out of 100.
Ok, you're probably right, I have horrible typing and handwriting skills alike, but you have to take into consideration were I live the temperature changes are erratic, and I usually get jittery thus my typing suffers, and what do you base this off of? I'm guessing a post of mine from the forums. (I usually do my posting at 12-3 in the morning.)
Okay, that's 28 mistakes, of a grand total of -12! Notice how he makes up a bunch of excuses to make himself feel better? "It's cold here, so it's not my fault" and "How DARE you base my typing off of stuff I typed?" are the best he could come up with. Does the cold make him spam? Is it wrong to say that he's unfunny because all his posts are unfunny jokes with an unrelated picture? Of course not! This message was an insult to my intelligence, and I hope to see more of his idiocy, and I think I may make him our official bad typing mascot!

Well, I think that I should write a real post, instead of a crap placeholder one, so bear with me.

First off, I'd like to remind everybody that I'M NOT A FUCKING ALT. Sheesh.
Secondly, I know you are probably here to make fun of my post history, or leave an insulting comment. I respect that. However, you shoudl know that I respond to all comments, however I will delete spam. I will not block any users, however that is liable to change in the future.
Last off, I only go on the forums on this site, but may deposit once in a blue moon. If you want to insult me, feel free to send a PM.
Yours Truly,
Another-User